Spacecraft Space Trash Recycled Belt

Product Information

1) Pick up some trash. 2) Process it. 3) Mold it into a belt shape. 4) Call it the Spacecraft Space Trash Belt and sell it to unsuspecting kids who don’t realize that they’re just buying trash. 5) Make a million dollars and retire.

Product Features

• Material: recycled trash, vinyl
• Buckle Style: 1-prong
• Width: 1.5 i
• Recommended Use: casual, streetwear
• Manufacturer Warranty: 6 months